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JOCK:
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella instead of his shotgun by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver".

The doctor said, "My point exactly".


VOCABULARY:

beaver (bíiver) - Beaver better (béter) - mejor bride (bráid) - novia child (cháild) - niño creek (kríik) - arroyito dead (ded) - muerto doctor (dóktor) - doctor else (élse) - más exactly (igsáktli) - exactamente friend (frénd) - amigo hunter (jánter) - cazador instead (instéd) - en cambio life (láif) - vida man (man) - hombre mistake (mistéik) - error never (never) - nunca old (óuld) - viejo point (póint) - punto pregnant (prégnant) - embarazada replied (ripláid) - contestado season (síson) - temporada shot (shot) - tiro shotgun (shótgan) - escopeta somebody (sámbadi) - alguien somebody else (sámbadi éls) - otra persona umbrella (ambréla) - paraguas Also, in the official Web site there are some verbs and sentences about this Topic! : )